I do so love looking at the babeshow-related content on Twitter. But here, I’m not talking about the models and what they may be tweeting. I’m talking about the guys who are desperately trying to get it on with the celebrity babes using the most obvious ruses. Often, these blokes are relentless. And usually, they honestly think they’ve come up with that one original idea that is going to get them a date with a top TV babe? On the other side of things, are these guys actually considering about what the babes they are tweeting are actually thinking? Top babes are all wised up. Do these guys really think these celebrity models are going to fall for their tricks? As the casual observer that I am, I can tell you that whatever the blokes do, has been done hundreds of times before. Thousands and of course, it’s never going to work! We can give them points for trying though. And, it doesn’t stop me from chuckling at their often quite ridiculous attempts.
Lets see what we’ve learned. Here are the top 10, absolutely guaranteed never to work methods of winning the heart and mind of a top Babe, pervcam model or babe channel model on Twitter. Take a look for yourself and I’m sure you’d agree that we would never sink this low…
Pretending to be a girl Yep, there are hundreds, thousands, possibly even 10s of thousands of accounts on Twitter where blokes are pretending to be hot babes. There are quite a few, often rather dubious reasons, that anyone would want to do this. And one of the reasons is to try and interact with the real models and to gain their trust. Whether they are aiming to become a friend, a house mate or simply someone nice to have a coffee with, they clearly have not thought about reality. I mean, imagine if the real babe/phone sex model did agree to meet their fellow imaginary babe/model, who turned up with a beard, hairy breasts and a hopeful bulge in her lingerie? That is just so bound not to work out??
Pretending to be an industry guru You have a profile that has multiple tweets over a short time frame, but despite that, and the fact that you have 5 followers and a blurry profile pic, or one that looks like a top male model wearing a suit and tie, you still think you can pull this one off. You select your top babeshow babe, tell them what a big cheese you are, tell them you can pay them 100 x the going rate for a shoot. Then wait for the DM back from them. And after a long, long wait, you are surprised when your chosen celebrity model greets you with silence and then blocks you? She’s seen it all before!
That Old Violin Trick You just want some love. She’s such a lovely girl, that whatever-her-name-is-again-with-the-big-tits. If you can’t get love, maybe you can get some sympathy, right? “Oh babe, you’ll never guess wot just happened.. just the worst thing….” “I’m having such a bad day, babe….”Your top babe isn’t thick and she’s also pretty streetwise. She may be sympathetic, but not to this lark. Unless, of course, you want her to think you are pathetic, ( which some blokes actually do), don’t bother with this one!
Looping What if you tweeted one top model after another. paying them sickly-sweet compliments, or seen-it-all-before chat-up lines on a loop? Like, you spend your whole evening doing that, or several, regular dedicated hours per day? Even if one top babe decides to look at your page, what will she see? Reams and reams of compliments to other babeshow babes and models? Obsessive behaviour? Honestly, it’s hardly likely to make her feel special, but more to the point, it’s a sure sign that you’re a knob!
Pretending it’s your birthday “Hi, it’s my birthday today! How about a birthday treat? Sum free pix? A lil DM to make me feel spesh?” It’s not your birthday, and even if it was your birthday, your top babe has no idea who you are. You are not her mate and it’s not your birthday? This one comes a close second after fishing for sympathy. Fishing for birthday wishes when it isn’t even your birthday is low, low. And even if it is your birthday, aren’t you being a bit hopeful?
Dick-dropping Think of all those virile male sex-symbols in the films you watch. When they’re charming their gorgeous actress on screen, do they suddenly start harping on about their dick or waving their packet around? Funny that. They don’t. Because they have some class and they don’t have to? So why do some guys think it’s ok to ask their favourite babes if they can send them a picture of their dick? Some guys have even forgotten that they were in fact pretending to be a girl on their profile in the first place. Don’t need to show your knob. You are one!
The gift of no gift giving Yes, a lot of guys try to charm their favourite babe with top notch gifts. Of course, that is very likely to endear your top tv babe to you, and have your name imprinted in her mind. Beautiful babes love beautiful things, and especially when they are a well-thought out, carefully selected gift. But that so doesn’t work, if you never had any intention of buying the gift in the first place? Sure, it can be a great method to get to chat. Your babe may even say a personal thank you, and tell you how kind you are. But in short, when the gift doesn’t turn up, she will just think you’re a slime bucket? Short term thinking, which ultimately gets you nowhere.
Posing as a fellow celeb Yeah, so you are now a top British male porn star. Or an up-and-coming professional footballer. Or a well-known actor that nobody’s heard of. Whatever. You actually believe in your character. Which is frankly more than your selected babe will. These guys actually try to set up a fan page and get it populated, sometimes paying to do so. But it’s always a rush job, because they want the babe’s attention NOW. If you need to be someone else to be a winner, could it just be because you’re a loser in reality?
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Threats Taking the fellow celeb thing one step further, some guys set up their celeb profile and then actually threaten their selected babe that they will close the account and leave the site, to try to get their favourite babe’s attention. Like this is going to make a difference to a professional model with thousands of fans across their Social networking pages?? Some blokes even go the whole hog, deactivate the account and then reactivate it again when they realise that no one noticed?
Soul Mate preferences You know she loves a certain perfume, that she loves a certain designer. You know what cars she loves. You know her passion for Jimmy Choo shoes. You find out whatever you can about whatever it is that she likes. where you think you can get a conversation started. But your top babeshow babe has a great advantage. In fact, you could even call her psychic. She knows that in reality, your real passions are beer, football and wanking. And if you even get to start your conversation about perfume, or cars, or shoes, you can’t help quickly turning the subject towards the sexual aspects. Or mentioning your dick. Again.
So, those are our top 10 tips. But don’t let us hold you back from tweeting. And even if you don’t choose to try out any of our top 10 tweet-bungling tips yourself, you can be sure that today or tomorrow, I can still have a good laugh on Twitter. Because someone else will!
